1 00:00:33,208 --> 00:00:35,342 Honey, I'm home. 2 00:00:59,267 --> 00:01:01,512 I assume everybody read the chapter 3 00:01:01,536 --> 00:01:03,481 on dissection last night. 4 00:01:03,505 --> 00:01:05,038 Any questions? 5 00:01:05,140 --> 00:01:06,439 Uh... mine's moving. 6 00:01:06,541 --> 00:01:09,609 They're all moving, Mr. Sinclair. 7 00:01:09,711 --> 00:01:12,078 That's your guarantee of freshness. 8 00:01:12,180 --> 00:01:14,081 I don't understand why we have to kill 9 00:01:14,183 --> 00:01:16,316 a dumb, defenseless animal. 10 00:01:16,418 --> 00:01:17,850 The miracle of life 11 00:01:17,953 --> 00:01:20,820 is as complex as it is beautiful. 12 00:01:20,922 --> 00:01:24,424 To fully understand it, we need to rip its guts out. 13 00:01:24,526 --> 00:01:25,925 All right, class, 14 00:01:26,027 --> 00:01:28,962 please uncover your specimens now. 15 00:01:29,064 --> 00:01:30,564 Uh... uh... 16 00:01:30,666 --> 00:01:32,198 Oh, boy. OK. 17 00:01:32,300 --> 00:01:34,133 Uh... 18 00:01:34,236 --> 00:01:35,602 Aw, jeez. 19 00:01:35,704 --> 00:01:37,682 All right. I'll come around 20 00:01:37,706 --> 00:01:40,218 and put each animal to sleep painlessly. 21 00:01:40,242 --> 00:01:41,341 Huh? 22 00:01:41,443 --> 00:01:42,576 Do mine! Do mine! 23 00:01:42,677 --> 00:01:45,077 You know what's happening, don't you? 24 00:01:48,851 --> 00:01:50,683 OK, think. 25 00:01:50,785 --> 00:01:53,420 Out the window. Yes! 26 00:01:59,694 --> 00:02:01,227 OK, come on. Now's your chance. 27 00:02:01,330 --> 00:02:03,296 Get out of here! 28 00:02:03,398 --> 00:02:05,432 Oh! Oh! 29 00:02:05,534 --> 00:02:07,334 Go. Be free. Come on. 30 00:02:08,970 --> 00:02:09,970 Uh-oh. 31 00:02:10,071 --> 00:02:13,172 Forget the window. Get down. 32 00:02:14,609 --> 00:02:16,042 OK, OK, OK. 33 00:02:16,144 --> 00:02:17,177 Uh... 34 00:02:20,615 --> 00:02:23,449 - Oh, hi. - Where is your specimen? 35 00:02:23,551 --> 00:02:25,185 Gee, I left the window open, 36 00:02:25,287 --> 00:02:27,620 and mine sort of got away. 37 00:02:27,722 --> 00:02:31,057 Whoops. I'll be staying after school? 38 00:02:31,159 --> 00:02:32,792 Oh, yeah. 39 00:02:32,894 --> 00:02:36,629 Mr. Sinclair, by allowing your science project to get away, 40 00:02:36,731 --> 00:02:38,342 you have denied yourself 41 00:02:38,366 --> 00:02:40,600 a valuable learning experience. 42 00:02:40,702 --> 00:02:43,536 It is these experiences which develop in us 43 00:02:43,638 --> 00:02:46,106 the primary trait which separates us 44 00:02:46,208 --> 00:02:48,474 from insects and cavemen. 45 00:02:48,576 --> 00:02:51,510 The ability to reason. 46 00:02:52,447 --> 00:02:54,347 Well, what do you think it is? 47 00:02:54,449 --> 00:02:57,150 I have no idea. It says "suggestions." 48 00:02:57,252 --> 00:03:01,387 Well, I could use a suggestion. 49 00:03:04,759 --> 00:03:06,158 What's it saying? 50 00:03:06,261 --> 00:03:08,027 Nothing yet. 51 00:03:08,129 --> 00:03:11,431 Hello? This is Roy. What do you suggest? 52 00:03:11,533 --> 00:03:14,768 I suggest that you are a complete idiot! 53 00:03:14,870 --> 00:03:16,903 OK, your turn. 54 00:03:19,474 --> 00:03:22,175 Do I have to explain everything? 55 00:03:22,277 --> 00:03:24,144 Yes, sir. Apparently so. 56 00:03:24,246 --> 00:03:26,112 Look, the head office thinks 57 00:03:26,214 --> 00:03:28,781 we can benefit from listening to our employees. 58 00:03:28,883 --> 00:03:30,450 But we know better, right, sir? 59 00:03:30,552 --> 00:03:33,920 Yeah, we do. Nevertheless, should the day come 60 00:03:34,022 --> 00:03:36,556 when you actually have a thought in your head, 61 00:03:36,658 --> 00:03:39,426 put it in the box! 62 00:03:39,528 --> 00:03:42,228 I don't think I can get my head in that box. 63 00:03:42,330 --> 00:03:45,298 Write the idea on a piece of paper 64 00:03:45,400 --> 00:03:48,067 and put the paper in the box! 65 00:03:48,169 --> 00:03:49,603 Oh! 66 00:03:49,705 --> 00:03:51,103 Jeez. 67 00:03:51,205 --> 00:03:53,272 Easy for him to say. He's got the directions. 68 00:03:53,374 --> 00:03:55,894 Well, I suggest a simpler box. 69 00:03:57,579 --> 00:03:58,945 It's a trap, Fran. 70 00:03:59,047 --> 00:04:01,948 It says "suggestions," but it may as well say "trap." 71 00:04:02,050 --> 00:04:04,483 Aw, Earl, if you came up with a good suggestion, 72 00:04:04,586 --> 00:04:06,452 maybe you could get a promotion. 73 00:04:06,554 --> 00:04:09,322 Fran, my naive little cupcake, 74 00:04:09,424 --> 00:04:11,435 oblivious to ways of the workplace. 75 00:04:11,459 --> 00:04:13,437 Look, look! Look, look! 76 00:04:13,461 --> 00:04:14,705 - Uh... - Huh? 77 00:04:14,729 --> 00:04:17,230 Fran, if I put a suggestion in the box, 78 00:04:17,332 --> 00:04:19,177 it means I had an idea. 79 00:04:19,201 --> 00:04:22,202 If I had an idea, it means I had to think all day. 80 00:04:22,303 --> 00:04:23,948 If I'm thinking, I'm not working. 81 00:04:23,972 --> 00:04:26,492 If there's a suggestion in the box with my name on it, 82 00:04:26,541 --> 00:04:27,807 they've got proof. 83 00:04:27,909 --> 00:04:29,053 Trap! 84 00:04:29,077 --> 00:04:30,888 I can spot a trap in a second. 85 00:04:30,912 --> 00:04:33,213 Hey, Dad, every kid should have a pet, right? 86 00:04:33,314 --> 00:04:34,554 Sure. 87 00:04:36,084 --> 00:04:39,385 - Get away! get away! - Shh! 88 00:04:39,487 --> 00:04:42,254 Earl, if you want to get anywhere with the company, 89 00:04:42,356 --> 00:04:43,956 you have to show some initiative. 90 00:04:44,059 --> 00:04:46,659 I'm sure that's how Mr. Richfield got where he is. 91 00:04:46,761 --> 00:04:49,563 Mr. Richfield got where he is by eating his boss. 92 00:04:49,665 --> 00:04:52,565 Yoo-hoo, table monster. 93 00:04:53,868 --> 00:04:57,637 The dinosaur I married was full of ideas. 94 00:04:57,739 --> 00:05:01,274 He'd have no trouble filling up that suggestion box. 95 00:05:01,376 --> 00:05:04,009 What happened to the dinosaur I married? 96 00:05:04,111 --> 00:05:06,846 He's dead, Fran. You killed him. 97 00:05:06,948 --> 00:05:09,159 Let him rest in peace and eat his dinner. 98 00:05:09,183 --> 00:05:11,518 - Look! - Shh! 99 00:05:12,354 --> 00:05:13,553 Uh-oh. 100 00:05:13,655 --> 00:05:15,154 Will you...? Huh? 101 00:05:15,256 --> 00:05:18,024 Um... 102 00:05:19,027 --> 00:05:21,962 Uh... 103 00:05:22,063 --> 00:05:25,698 And now I must turn to you and say, "Huh?" 104 00:05:25,800 --> 00:05:27,534 Uh, he followed me home? 105 00:05:27,636 --> 00:05:30,156 Can we keep him? Please, please, please, please. 106 00:05:30,238 --> 00:05:32,216 This is not a pet. This is a wild animal. 107 00:05:32,240 --> 00:05:33,451 It's dirty, disgusting. 108 00:05:33,475 --> 00:05:35,352 It doesn't know how to live indoors. 109 00:05:35,376 --> 00:05:37,277 Oh, come on, Dad. 110 00:05:37,379 --> 00:05:38,878 See? 111 00:05:40,448 --> 00:05:44,116 We'll wash him, and we'll feed him and everything! 112 00:05:44,218 --> 00:05:45,685 You won't even know he's here. 113 00:05:45,787 --> 00:05:47,732 No! They breed like rabbits. 114 00:05:47,756 --> 00:05:50,523 If it wasn't for us being around they'd overrun Earth. 115 00:05:50,625 --> 00:05:53,393 I would worry about the baby being safe in the house with it. 116 00:05:53,495 --> 00:05:55,695 Baby toy, baby toy, baby toy! 117 00:05:55,797 --> 00:05:57,230 Oh, I like this. 118 00:05:57,332 --> 00:06:00,133 Oh, look. They're playing together. 119 00:06:00,235 --> 00:06:02,134 It's like he's already part of the family. 120 00:06:02,236 --> 00:06:04,871 I suggest you don't get too attached. 121 00:06:04,973 --> 00:06:06,840 See, Earl? That's a suggestion. 122 00:06:06,942 --> 00:06:09,809 - You make good suggestions. - Will you get off of that? 123 00:06:09,911 --> 00:06:12,278 I'll just bet if you put your mind to it 124 00:06:12,380 --> 00:06:14,346 you could come up with a great idea. 125 00:06:14,448 --> 00:06:16,082 I'll take that bet. 126 00:06:16,184 --> 00:06:17,728 Shouldn't we name him? 127 00:06:17,752 --> 00:06:21,020 What makes you sure it's a him? Maybe it's a her. 128 00:06:21,122 --> 00:06:22,922 Look at it. How can you tell? 129 00:06:23,024 --> 00:06:24,457 Let's call it Tramp. 130 00:06:24,559 --> 00:06:26,359 How about Sparky? 131 00:06:26,461 --> 00:06:27,827 Yeah. Yeah. 132 00:06:27,929 --> 00:06:29,140 Sparky! 133 00:06:29,164 --> 00:06:31,931 And if you came up with a good idea, 134 00:06:32,034 --> 00:06:34,300 Mr. Richfield might finally appreciate you. 135 00:06:34,403 --> 00:06:36,803 I don't want Mr. Richfield to appreciate me. 136 00:06:36,905 --> 00:06:39,438 I don't want Mr. Richfield to even know I'm there. 137 00:06:39,540 --> 00:06:41,619 I just want to avoid him for another 30 years 138 00:06:41,643 --> 00:06:43,476 and drop dead lifting something heavy. 139 00:06:43,578 --> 00:06:45,311 That is my dream. 140 00:06:45,413 --> 00:06:49,882 - Earl Snead Sinclair! - Here it comes. 141 00:06:49,984 --> 00:06:54,053 You can make a suggestion and have to face Mr. Richfield 142 00:06:54,155 --> 00:06:56,388 or not make a suggestion... 143 00:06:56,490 --> 00:06:59,959 and have to face me. 144 00:07:01,196 --> 00:07:02,628 Your wives say that too? 145 00:07:02,731 --> 00:07:04,597 - Oh, yeah. - Me too. 146 00:07:04,699 --> 00:07:06,032 You don't have a wife. 147 00:07:06,134 --> 00:07:08,234 Uh, my mother called. 148 00:07:08,336 --> 00:07:09,736 Oh, Roy. 149 00:07:09,838 --> 00:07:12,405 So the wives are saying, "Make a suggestion." 150 00:07:12,507 --> 00:07:14,547 - "Get a promotion." - "Put on a sweater." 151 00:07:14,575 --> 00:07:16,087 "Make something of yourself." 152 00:07:16,111 --> 00:07:18,410 - Are we gonna stand for that? - No! 153 00:07:18,512 --> 00:07:20,290 Are we gonna be scared of our wives? 154 00:07:20,314 --> 00:07:21,614 No! 155 00:07:23,918 --> 00:07:25,517 So long, guys. 156 00:07:25,620 --> 00:07:27,586 Back to work. They've gone. 157 00:07:27,688 --> 00:07:28,848 Got a pencil? 158 00:07:28,923 --> 00:07:31,591 - Over there by the box. - Thanks. 159 00:07:33,661 --> 00:07:35,606 I am not scared of my wife, 160 00:07:35,630 --> 00:07:38,831 but it's best not to antagonize her. 161 00:07:42,003 --> 00:07:43,035 You two! 162 00:07:43,137 --> 00:07:44,670 - Duh? - Huh? 163 00:07:44,772 --> 00:07:46,606 Are you writing a suggestion? 164 00:07:46,708 --> 00:07:48,208 Get in here! 165 00:07:48,310 --> 00:07:51,010 Suggestions! Want 'em, now! 166 00:07:51,113 --> 00:07:53,613 - Well, I... - Well, I... 167 00:07:53,715 --> 00:07:55,214 All right. 168 00:07:55,316 --> 00:07:58,818 Let me see which one of you I want to hear from first! 169 00:07:58,920 --> 00:08:01,220 Oh, please, no, no, no. 170 00:08:01,322 --> 00:08:02,555 Not me, not me. 171 00:08:02,657 --> 00:08:04,624 Please, not me, not me, not me. 172 00:08:04,726 --> 00:08:06,592 I think... 173 00:08:06,695 --> 00:08:08,427 I pick... 174 00:08:08,529 --> 00:08:09,962 you! 175 00:08:15,136 --> 00:08:18,137 Ah! Whoa! 176 00:08:18,240 --> 00:08:19,605 Oh, boy. 177 00:08:19,707 --> 00:08:22,909 I hate it. You better have something better than that. 178 00:08:23,011 --> 00:08:25,144 Well, I'm not sure that I can... 179 00:08:25,246 --> 00:08:26,478 Now! 180 00:08:29,650 --> 00:08:33,719 All right. 181 00:08:33,822 --> 00:08:38,324 "I think Friday should be dress-up day." 182 00:08:41,329 --> 00:08:44,664 Perhaps it's in need of some fine tuning. 183 00:08:44,766 --> 00:08:47,366 I want a real suggestion now! 184 00:08:47,468 --> 00:08:52,004 I... I... I... 185 00:08:52,106 --> 00:08:54,206 I... I... I... th-th-think! 186 00:08:54,308 --> 00:08:55,975 Cut it out. 187 00:08:57,345 --> 00:09:00,480 In order to encourage greater productivity by the employees, 188 00:09:00,582 --> 00:09:01,848 some sort of incentive, 189 00:09:01,950 --> 00:09:04,183 like the guy who does the best work each month 190 00:09:04,285 --> 00:09:06,185 could be the employee of the month. 191 00:09:06,287 --> 00:09:08,488 His name could go on a nice plaque. 192 00:09:08,590 --> 00:09:11,224 Wait! I'm getting an idea. 193 00:09:11,326 --> 00:09:12,758 An award! 194 00:09:12,860 --> 00:09:16,296 We'll call it "Employee of the Month." 195 00:09:16,398 --> 00:09:18,397 - I like it. - Yeah. 196 00:09:18,500 --> 00:09:21,100 And the winner will come to my impressive estate 197 00:09:21,202 --> 00:09:25,605 and dine with me on a banquet fit for... well, for me. 198 00:09:25,707 --> 00:09:28,307 It's a trip to the moon on gossamer wings, sir. 199 00:09:28,409 --> 00:09:32,145 Yeah, and to save me the trouble of having to look around, 200 00:09:32,247 --> 00:09:35,347 I'm appointing you the first employee of the month. 201 00:09:35,449 --> 00:09:38,618 Oh! Oh! 202 00:09:38,720 --> 00:09:40,787 Oh! Oh! 203 00:09:40,889 --> 00:09:42,822 Would you be embarrassed by a blubbering 204 00:09:42,924 --> 00:09:45,124 and effeminate display of emotions, sir? 205 00:09:45,226 --> 00:09:49,061 All right, now this dinner at my house... 206 00:09:49,163 --> 00:09:50,697 how about tomorrow? 207 00:09:50,799 --> 00:09:52,832 That's good for me, B.P. 208 00:09:52,934 --> 00:09:54,912 It's not good for me! 209 00:09:54,936 --> 00:09:57,303 I'm having my bathroom re-grouted. 210 00:09:57,405 --> 00:09:59,572 So let's do it at your house. 211 00:09:59,674 --> 00:10:00,851 Problem? 212 00:10:00,875 --> 00:10:02,842 No, no, no! 213 00:10:02,944 --> 00:10:04,911 Mi casa es su casa. 214 00:10:05,013 --> 00:10:08,114 Ah. Two colleagues conferring over dinner, 215 00:10:08,216 --> 00:10:10,183 exchanging ideas like equals, 216 00:10:10,285 --> 00:10:12,118 bonding without touching. 217 00:10:12,220 --> 00:10:14,287 Are you still here? 218 00:10:14,389 --> 00:10:16,055 Oh, yes. Right, sir. 219 00:10:16,157 --> 00:10:17,657 I better get back out there 220 00:10:17,759 --> 00:10:20,192 and keep sort of a supervisory eye 221 00:10:20,294 --> 00:10:22,361 on all those non-employees of the month. 222 00:10:22,463 --> 00:10:25,464 Yeah, yeah, get out. Watch out for your, uh... 223 00:10:25,566 --> 00:10:27,133 Whoa! 224 00:10:28,169 --> 00:10:30,469 Friend. Ugh! 225 00:10:30,571 --> 00:10:33,740 Sheesh. Did I actually faint in front of the big boss? 226 00:10:33,842 --> 00:10:36,142 Something miraculous has happened to me, 227 00:10:36,244 --> 00:10:39,178 something that will alter the very course of my life. 228 00:10:39,280 --> 00:10:41,258 Well, at least my bladder held. 229 00:10:41,282 --> 00:10:43,482 After 20 years of knocking down trees, 230 00:10:43,584 --> 00:10:45,985 I'm finally on my way up. 231 00:10:46,087 --> 00:10:49,789 So it's been a good day for both of us. Yeah. 232 00:10:53,595 --> 00:10:56,528 And here, we are lucky enough to witness 233 00:10:56,630 --> 00:10:59,531 the rarely seen human mating ritual. 234 00:11:00,868 --> 00:11:03,602 We sought to gently control the specimen 235 00:11:03,705 --> 00:11:06,072 with a tranquilizer gun. 236 00:11:06,174 --> 00:11:07,707 Hmm! Huh! 237 00:11:07,808 --> 00:11:10,142 Phil tags the ear 238 00:11:10,244 --> 00:11:13,145 and releases the slightly confused biped 239 00:11:13,247 --> 00:11:15,781 back into the wild for future study. 240 00:11:19,654 --> 00:11:21,754 It's almost as if they can think. 241 00:11:21,856 --> 00:11:24,000 They actually have large brains. 242 00:11:24,024 --> 00:11:26,344 It's right here in the Big Book of Cavemen. 243 00:11:26,394 --> 00:11:27,605 - See? - Huh. 244 00:11:27,629 --> 00:11:30,730 Yo-ho, yo-ho! The mighty megalosaurus returns 245 00:11:30,832 --> 00:11:32,765 to home and hearth with news. 246 00:11:32,867 --> 00:11:34,399 Ask me. Ask me. 247 00:11:34,502 --> 00:11:36,936 Yech! Not on the mouth. 248 00:11:37,038 --> 00:11:39,539 Now, Sparky, sit. 249 00:11:41,075 --> 00:11:43,042 At least somebody knows how to greet 250 00:11:43,144 --> 00:11:44,576 an up-and-coming executive. 251 00:11:44,679 --> 00:11:46,123 Earl, what happened? 252 00:11:46,147 --> 00:11:48,314 What happened? Gather round, dependents. 253 00:11:48,416 --> 00:11:50,249 I'll tell you what happened to Daddy 254 00:11:50,351 --> 00:11:53,252 that will dramatically alter our standard of living. 255 00:11:53,355 --> 00:11:55,587 - Upward? - Through the roof. 256 00:11:55,690 --> 00:11:59,258 Oh, Daddy, Daddy, let me get your slippers. 257 00:11:59,360 --> 00:12:01,393 Give me those! 258 00:12:01,495 --> 00:12:04,130 Come on. Hurry up. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 259 00:12:04,232 --> 00:12:06,699 It was a remarkable moment. 260 00:12:06,801 --> 00:12:09,068 Mr. Richfield and I were in conference, 261 00:12:09,170 --> 00:12:11,804 when I had an idea of such dazzling brilliance 262 00:12:11,906 --> 00:12:14,006 that I walked out of the meeting... 263 00:12:14,108 --> 00:12:16,308 employee of the month. 264 00:12:17,779 --> 00:12:19,790 Does this mean you'll be getting a raise? 265 00:12:19,814 --> 00:12:22,348 Salary and perks to be determined later, Charlene. 266 00:12:22,450 --> 00:12:23,627 Oh. 267 00:12:23,651 --> 00:12:25,884 Like tomorrow night when Mr. Richfield 268 00:12:25,987 --> 00:12:28,487 comes to our house for dinner! 269 00:12:28,589 --> 00:12:29,822 Whoa! 270 00:12:29,924 --> 00:12:31,958 He's coming here? 271 00:12:32,060 --> 00:12:33,060 Tomorrow night? 272 00:12:34,362 --> 00:12:35,461 Not now, boy. 273 00:12:35,563 --> 00:12:37,407 I have to come up with wonderful new ideas 274 00:12:37,431 --> 00:12:39,966 to impress the boss tomorrow night. 275 00:12:40,068 --> 00:12:43,202 You're not gonna turn into a land-raping executive type? 276 00:12:43,304 --> 00:12:45,471 Ooh, if they'll only give me the chance. 277 00:12:45,573 --> 00:12:49,274 Oh, and Frannie, I want your mother here for dinner. 278 00:12:49,376 --> 00:12:51,143 Are you sure, Earl? 279 00:12:51,245 --> 00:12:53,679 Am I sure I want your mother here? 280 00:12:53,781 --> 00:12:56,348 After all these years of telling me I'm a big nothing, 281 00:12:56,450 --> 00:13:00,052 to witness my ascension into the stratosphere of business? 282 00:13:00,154 --> 00:13:03,022 Oh, yes, I do think so. 283 00:13:03,124 --> 00:13:06,592 Tell her for dessert we're having humble pie, 284 00:13:06,694 --> 00:13:10,596 and she doesn't get any. 285 00:13:27,715 --> 00:13:29,014 Sparky, no! 286 00:13:29,117 --> 00:13:31,684 That pupu platter is for Mr. Richfield. 287 00:13:31,786 --> 00:13:34,587 Don't worry. We didn't forget you. 288 00:13:34,689 --> 00:13:38,056 Mmm. Doesn't this look good? 289 00:13:43,331 --> 00:13:45,465 Ahh. 290 00:13:53,374 --> 00:13:56,209 Oh! Oh, boy! Oh, that's him! 291 00:13:56,311 --> 00:13:59,378 Everybody, stay calm. Be polite. 292 00:13:59,480 --> 00:14:01,559 Don't panic. Don't panic. 293 00:14:01,583 --> 00:14:03,594 Get down, for God's sake. 294 00:14:03,618 --> 00:14:05,529 Get down! Get down! 295 00:14:05,553 --> 00:14:07,631 Be polite. Don't talk out of turn. 296 00:14:07,655 --> 00:14:09,500 If he bites something off of you, 297 00:14:09,524 --> 00:14:11,435 don't worry, it'll grow back. 298 00:14:11,459 --> 00:14:14,393 Daddy's job won't. 299 00:14:15,963 --> 00:14:18,631 Oh, calm down, calm down. 300 00:14:18,733 --> 00:14:20,733 That's it. We're equals. 301 00:14:20,835 --> 00:14:22,735 We're equals. 302 00:14:22,837 --> 00:14:24,237 Thank you for coming. 303 00:14:24,339 --> 00:14:26,839 This is the greatest moment of my life. 304 00:14:26,941 --> 00:14:29,475 Think nothing of it, fat boy. Which way's the food? 305 00:14:31,045 --> 00:14:34,346 There they are. There's my beautiful family. 306 00:14:34,448 --> 00:14:35,581 Hi, Mom. 307 00:14:35,683 --> 00:14:36,849 Hello, Fran darling. 308 00:14:36,951 --> 00:14:40,453 Robbie, Charlene, I have money. Who has kisses? 309 00:14:40,555 --> 00:14:42,321 Grandma! 310 00:14:42,423 --> 00:14:44,823 ♪ La la la la la ♪ 311 00:14:44,925 --> 00:14:46,792 - Oh, nice hat. - Hi, Grandma. 312 00:14:46,894 --> 00:14:50,196 There's a caveman in the house! 313 00:14:50,298 --> 00:14:51,797 No, no, no, no, no! 314 00:14:51,899 --> 00:14:53,199 Call the exterminator. 315 00:14:53,301 --> 00:14:56,101 Grandma, it's OK. This is Sparky, our pet. 316 00:14:56,203 --> 00:14:57,203 Yeah. 317 00:14:57,238 --> 00:14:59,705 This is man, Robbie. Man's not a pet. 318 00:14:59,807 --> 00:15:01,474 Man's one of nature's mistakes. 319 00:15:01,576 --> 00:15:03,909 - Ethyl... - Here comes the other one. 320 00:15:04,011 --> 00:15:06,912 Hardee-har-har, Ethyl. Ha, ha, ha. 321 00:15:07,014 --> 00:15:10,049 Get them in while you can because it all ends tonight. 322 00:15:10,151 --> 00:15:12,617 After 20 years of taking lip from you, 323 00:15:12,720 --> 00:15:15,454 it's payback time. That's right. 324 00:15:15,556 --> 00:15:18,024 Tonight, my boss, mi amigo, 325 00:15:18,126 --> 00:15:20,626 is gonna come to my house to have dinner 326 00:15:20,728 --> 00:15:23,863 and suggestions from his esteemed colleague, me. 327 00:15:23,965 --> 00:15:27,633 He'll be walking through that door any second now. 328 00:15:43,651 --> 00:15:46,618 Could I get the ear? 329 00:15:46,721 --> 00:15:49,655 ♪ Michael row the boat ashore ♪ 330 00:15:49,757 --> 00:15:53,826 ♪ Hallelujah ♪ 331 00:15:59,834 --> 00:16:02,401 I've lost all feeling in this arm. 332 00:16:02,503 --> 00:16:04,814 Honey, I don't think he's coming. 333 00:16:04,838 --> 00:16:07,405 He's probably stuck in a meteor shower. 334 00:16:07,508 --> 00:16:09,574 He's trying desperately to get here. 335 00:16:09,676 --> 00:16:13,279 Daddy, is it OK if we go to bed now? 336 00:16:13,381 --> 00:16:14,679 Yeah, go ahead. 337 00:16:14,781 --> 00:16:17,182 I'll wake you up when he gets here. 338 00:16:17,284 --> 00:16:19,684 Come here. 339 00:16:20,587 --> 00:16:21,987 Ah, I better put the baby to bed. 340 00:16:22,089 --> 00:16:24,490 Oh! Hey, what's happening? 341 00:16:24,592 --> 00:16:25,891 Shh! 342 00:16:25,993 --> 00:16:28,995 Oh! Something's wrong. Ooh! Ooh! Baby's moving. 343 00:16:30,031 --> 00:16:31,897 Oh, it's the mama. 344 00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:34,266 I'm all secure. 345 00:16:34,369 --> 00:16:36,447 You'll always be husband of the month 346 00:16:36,471 --> 00:16:38,237 to me, Earl. 347 00:16:38,339 --> 00:16:40,572 Don't make me hate you, Fran. 348 00:16:44,912 --> 00:16:46,745 Well, 349 00:16:46,847 --> 00:16:48,514 his loss, Dad. 350 00:16:48,616 --> 00:16:50,361 We were all rooting for you. 351 00:16:50,385 --> 00:16:52,151 Ahh! 352 00:16:56,791 --> 00:16:59,324 Get away. Get away! 353 00:17:00,795 --> 00:17:04,697 Hey, fat boy, this was the greatest night of my life. 354 00:17:04,799 --> 00:17:06,632 Ethyl, if I could move my arm, 355 00:17:06,734 --> 00:17:08,734 I'd crack your head like a coconut. 356 00:17:08,836 --> 00:17:11,537 Yeah, but you can't, and you're too stupid to realize 357 00:17:11,639 --> 00:17:13,472 you got another arm. 358 00:17:22,483 --> 00:17:24,416 Oh! 359 00:17:29,790 --> 00:17:31,790 Huh? 360 00:17:32,593 --> 00:17:35,093 Oh! 361 00:17:35,195 --> 00:17:37,363 Oh! 362 00:17:39,867 --> 00:17:43,535 Oh, you poor guy. 363 00:17:43,637 --> 00:17:47,073 Always waiting around for me to throw you a crumb of affection. 364 00:17:47,175 --> 00:17:50,476 And you'd wait all night, wouldn't you? 365 00:17:52,079 --> 00:17:54,480 Just like I did. 366 00:17:56,017 --> 00:17:58,184 You're a good boy, Sparky, 367 00:17:58,286 --> 00:18:00,919 and I appreciate your loyalty. 368 00:18:01,022 --> 00:18:03,522 I was loyal, too, for 20 years. 369 00:18:03,624 --> 00:18:05,358 I thought I was going places, 370 00:18:05,460 --> 00:18:07,493 but I guess I'm not. 371 00:18:10,931 --> 00:18:14,033 Well, I'm gonna give you a promotion. 372 00:18:14,135 --> 00:18:16,568 I'm gonna set you free. 373 00:18:16,670 --> 00:18:18,403 That's right. 374 00:18:18,505 --> 00:18:20,839 Robbie! 375 00:18:24,411 --> 00:18:26,089 I still don't understand 376 00:18:26,113 --> 00:18:28,593 why we have to let him go, Dad. 377 00:18:29,783 --> 00:18:32,584 Robbie, it's not natural to keep one of God's creatures 378 00:18:32,686 --> 00:18:33,852 at the end of a leash, 379 00:18:33,954 --> 00:18:36,021 leading a life of desperation 380 00:18:36,123 --> 00:18:37,256 and zero hope. 381 00:18:37,358 --> 00:18:40,159 But Sparky seemed so happy with us. 382 00:18:40,261 --> 00:18:41,761 I'm not talking about Sparky. 383 00:18:41,863 --> 00:18:43,328 I'm talking about me. 384 00:18:43,430 --> 00:18:47,299 So wait a minute, we're keeping Sparky and letting you go? 385 00:18:47,401 --> 00:18:50,069 No, son. I'm more highly evolved than Sparky. 386 00:18:50,171 --> 00:18:52,938 I have a job, a home, a family. 387 00:18:53,040 --> 00:18:54,706 I'm trapped good. 388 00:18:54,809 --> 00:18:56,708 Hmm. Whoa. 389 00:18:56,810 --> 00:18:58,389 But it's not too late for Sparky 390 00:18:58,413 --> 00:19:00,813 to be put back where he belongs, with his own kind, 391 00:19:00,915 --> 00:19:03,248 where there are no masters saying "fetch" or "heel" 392 00:19:03,350 --> 00:19:05,050 or "make a suggestion." 393 00:19:07,121 --> 00:19:09,466 Look, Dad, there's one of his kind. 394 00:19:17,631 --> 00:19:20,599 No, I think Sparky's found himself a little lady. 395 00:19:20,701 --> 00:19:24,569 Oh. Ohh. 396 00:19:24,671 --> 00:19:26,639 Huh! 397 00:19:26,741 --> 00:19:29,274 Hey, go get her, Sparky. 398 00:19:33,947 --> 00:19:37,583 Well, this is it, boy. 399 00:19:37,685 --> 00:19:38,925 You take care of yourself 400 00:19:38,986 --> 00:19:41,554 and stay away from science class, OK? 401 00:19:41,656 --> 00:19:44,423 Aw, bye. 402 00:19:46,427 --> 00:19:49,061 Yech! Not on the mouth! 403 00:19:49,163 --> 00:19:52,398 Goodbye, buddy. You're free now. 404 00:19:52,500 --> 00:19:54,477 If anybody gives you any guff, 405 00:19:54,501 --> 00:19:56,861 you tell 'em, "I'm one of God's creatures, 406 00:19:56,904 --> 00:19:59,705 and I deserve respect." 407 00:19:59,807 --> 00:20:02,108 Now go. 408 00:20:03,677 --> 00:20:05,611 Go on. 409 00:20:15,655 --> 00:20:19,091 Well, bye, Sparky. 410 00:20:26,166 --> 00:20:30,369 Hey, Dad, isn't that Mr. Richfield's trailer? 411 00:20:31,505 --> 00:20:34,673 Uh... yeah, yeah. Yeah, it is. 412 00:20:34,775 --> 00:20:37,243 Lucky thing for him he ain't there, the mood I'm in. 413 00:20:37,345 --> 00:20:38,878 Well, his light's on, Dad. 414 00:20:38,980 --> 00:20:41,146 - Huh? - Yeah. 415 00:20:41,249 --> 00:20:43,393 Well, lucky for him it's a school night. 416 00:20:43,417 --> 00:20:44,750 Let's go, Robbie. Come on. 417 00:20:44,852 --> 00:20:47,086 Dad, what better opportunity will you ever have 418 00:20:47,188 --> 00:20:49,788 to show your son what his father's made of? 419 00:20:49,891 --> 00:20:51,523 Ahh... 420 00:20:53,794 --> 00:20:56,461 All right. Wait here. 421 00:20:56,563 --> 00:20:58,564 This won't be pretty. 422 00:20:58,666 --> 00:21:00,532 What a lousy life I'm having. 423 00:21:00,634 --> 00:21:01,767 I'm proud of you, Dad. 424 00:21:01,869 --> 00:21:03,903 Go get help. 425 00:21:04,005 --> 00:21:05,604 Aw. 426 00:21:05,706 --> 00:21:09,308 Uh... excuse me, Mr. Richfield, sir, 427 00:21:09,410 --> 00:21:11,490 but I have something that needs to be said. 428 00:21:11,545 --> 00:21:12,945 I'm busy, Sinclair! 429 00:21:13,047 --> 00:21:14,413 You should've called. 430 00:21:14,515 --> 00:21:16,526 Who are you to tell me what to do? 431 00:21:16,550 --> 00:21:19,218 I'm one of God's creatures. I demand you treat me with respect. 432 00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:22,421 You've got a lot of nerve, Sinclair! 433 00:21:22,523 --> 00:21:25,524 I Like nerve! I like you. 434 00:21:25,626 --> 00:21:28,627 I like the way you think, I like the way you dress. 435 00:21:28,729 --> 00:21:31,797 Has anybody ever told you you're a good-looking guy? 436 00:21:31,899 --> 00:21:35,166 Well, thank you, sir. 437 00:21:35,268 --> 00:21:39,204 Uh... you're not so bad yourself. 438 00:21:39,307 --> 00:21:41,040 Uh... 439 00:21:41,142 --> 00:21:42,874 So, um... you need a little money? 440 00:21:42,977 --> 00:21:46,412 Nah! Nah, I'm OK. 441 00:21:46,513 --> 00:21:48,473 Well, you stop in anytime 442 00:21:48,515 --> 00:21:51,516 because you're the employee of the month. 443 00:21:51,618 --> 00:21:54,386 And no one can take that away from you. 444 00:21:54,488 --> 00:21:55,721 Yeah! All right! 445 00:21:55,823 --> 00:21:57,956 I hope I wasn't too rough with you there, B.P. 446 00:21:58,058 --> 00:22:00,425 I just had to get it off my chest. 447 00:22:01,461 --> 00:22:04,529 Well, let's go home, son. 448 00:22:04,632 --> 00:22:06,531 Dad, when someone pushes me around, 449 00:22:06,634 --> 00:22:08,333 I hope I have the guts to be just like you. 450 00:22:08,435 --> 00:22:11,737 So do I, son, so do I.